Week 11 Write-Up: Donny

The few of us who have been unlucky enough to be the low scorer of the week have done a great job with the rankings. I hope to continue that trend. The actual rankings are based on a statistical examination of each team and the league as a whole. The number in parentheses is the percent chance of that team scoring greater than or equal to the cumulative median score of all teams in all weeks. So the best teams will have a high average score and a lower standard deviation, based on the basic bell curve. If you don't understand then you probably studied psych or some nonsense and I can't help you, or you're Gutman, and I'll help you if you ask. For my own twist i compared each team or person to a movie/tv show character, as I have little knowledge base to do much more than math and tv, this email exhibits my fullest potential. Enjoy the links.

1. Reap and Belfer (0.83)
    A lot of great duos to choose from Corey Matthews and Shawn Hunter, Chandler and Joey, Bert and Ernie, Mulder and Scully....well maybe not that last one. But I've got to go with Drs. Egon Spangler and Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters. Bring back the cornell gangsta vid next draft weekend. (We all know Reap is really Jay Baruchel...)

2. Weissbard (0.82)
    You are Jeff (Nick Swardson) in Grandma's Boy. You game like an eighth grader on winter break and you don't care who knows it. Don't worry, you'll get some sweet rims on that race car bed one day. Just joking, you're good people. 

3. Ajay (0.71)
Nahga nahga not gonna win another chefs coat this year. You are Samir Nagaheenajar from Office Space because you're Indian, likable, and can probably do this dance move. 

4. Gutman (0.70)
This is an easy one, you are john c Reilly as dean the deanzie Ziegler from Cedar Rapids. Fun loving, alcohol drinking and a goofy smile. You won't be taking the last place shots in your hole next draft day but you're going down this weekend cause I'm coming for you mothafucka i'm youre krazy eyez killa.

5. Barnard (0.69)
You are one of the lesbian mothers of Byong Sun in Kicking and Screaming. You could also be Ross Geller from Friends. Or you're Jason Biggs in Loser. Either way you get the point. 

6. Levine (0.67)

You are Dante Hicks from Clerks, cause you're not even supposed to be here. Just kidding, you field a much better team than the jokes that were teams Long and Kimmel.

7. Bill and Marshall (0.59)
Hmm. This one took some time. But I've got to go with Ren and Stimpy cause you are both out of control in your own lovable way. 

8. Benjamin Bennett (0.55)
I would say you are Steve carell as the boring weatherman in Anchorman but that's too easy. You're Chris Elliot in Groundhog Day. Yeah I put no effort into this one.

9. Kumpf (0.54)
You are Kramer. You seem to fall ass backwards into success with seemingly no effort or planning. It's either karma or Kramer, or both. 

10. Nicholas (0.47)
You are Levy from The Wire. No explanation necessary.

11. Esco (0.32)
You are Vance Munson from Hitch. I can't decide if this is an insult or a compliment, or even at all accurate.

12. Alan (0.32)

Alan my friend, you were Jon Favereau in this scene in Swingers, but you've got a gf now. So you're just George Lopez.

13. Donald (0.24)
You are probably pound for pound the most handsome falafel member. You're Kurt Russell in Tequila Sunrise. Though maybe more a mix ofReuben Feffer from Along Came Polly and Tim Allen in Home Improvement. 

14. Zach Attack (0.18)
Zach, it's been a tough year for us both. I'm going to let you off easy and give you Ernie, I mean Ice, the bully with the hat in Hocus Pocus. Is that letting you off easy?