I'm going to continue down the road to Negative Town this week, because as I went through each team this week while compiling the CPP, I noticed something disturbing. Every team has at least one player that has no business being rostered, even in our league. So I will be calling out those players in this week's rankings, as both a way to keep things short, and as a way to build excitement towards next week's Annual Mock Trade column.
Note that this was done on Tuesday, so today's moves were not considered.
Week 6 CPP Rankings:
1. AGD - CPP: 220.28, Last Week - 3rd
Rod Streater. You already have Marshall, Welker, Tampa Mike and the wildly FALAFEL overpaid Eddie Royal. Your roster is absurdly stacked and I consider you the Stevens Bowl favorite since Zac Stacy's emergence, but you are still wasting a roster spot.
2. Weissbard - CPP: 212.17, Last Week - 4th
Mike Goodson. I badly wanted to say Lance Dunbar, as the Joseph Randle Bidding War will live in infamy, but it's gotta be Goodson here. You realize he is the third string RB on the Jets right? Well he was, before he got hurt, which mercifully prompted you to drop him.
3. Esco - CPP: 210.90, Last Week - 1st
Sean McGrath. Honestly, I thought I went to high school with this guy. He sounds like he owns a hardware store in upstate New York, and should not be owned by any NFL team, let alone a fantasy team that gave up Garcon to get Jordan Cameron.
4. Kumpf - CPP: 209.83, Last Week - 2nd
Toby Gerhart. I can't lie, I picked him up solely because I thought AP was going to sit out and mourn the death of his son. And I feel like shit about it. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
5. Gutman - CPP: 183.44, Last Week - 7th
Jerome Simpson. It easily could have been Jeff Demps because, who? But handcuffs are more valuable in our league than most, just ask Weissbard, so it has to be the 4th target in the Christian Ponder/Matt Cassel/Josh Freeman led offense.
6. Zacherman - CPP: 183.12, Last Week - 10th
Matt Bryant. God dammit, a two-kicker team? Bryant is currently 24th in points scored among kickers, and while he might get more chances with Julio out, is he really worth holding onto during his bye? Your pledge class makes some confusing choices with their kickers.
7. BAM - CPP: 179.58, Last Week - 9th
Ted Ginn Jr. No. Just No.
8. Ajay - CPP: 171.57, Last Week - 5th
Justin Tucker. As much as it pains me to say it, I have a lot of respect for you as a fantasy athlete. Having said that, there is absolutely no reason to ever even consider owning two kickers, even if it is just for one week. Did you really think anyone else was going to pick up Tucker on his bye if you dropped him? You know better than that.
9. Joseph - CPP: 160.48, Last Week - 8th
Brian Robiskie. You probably have the best-worst-rostered player in the league, so congrats for that I guess. But Atlanta's offense is about to get really shitty, and I want no part of it. What's that? Matty Ice is my QB? Perfect.
10. Kimmel - CPP: 160.24, Last Week - 14th
Andrew Kimmel. Clearly the biggest issue with this team is its owner. I look at this roster, pre- and post-trade, and I don't see 0-6. If its not the players, its the coach. I'm not saying you should kill yourself, or even quit the league, but...well maybe I am saying those things.
11. Bennett - CPP: 156.69, Last Week - 6th
Felix Jones. When he is was 100% healthy on a solid Dallas offense, he was still un-startable. Now he's perpetually banged up on a terrible Pittsburgh offense. Get rid of him.
12. Donnie - CPP: 154.46, Last Week - 13th
Santana Moss. Another solid roster, and outside of a recently suspended Kellen Winslow, Santana has the least value here. I have to give you credit Don, your team lucked its way into a few wins to start the year, but those are in the books, and your team looks decent now. When Percy gets back, this team could have a hint of the 2010 Stevens Bowl Champion in it.
13. Barnard - CPP: 144.52, Last Week - 11th
Pats D/ST. Your consistent ownership of Michael Turner may have spurred this column idea, but your refusal to drop the 17th best fantasy defense is right in line with that. Granted the Pats get to face Geno this week, but I think you could have spared $5 of your $150 FAAB dollars to get them back. Without Wilfork, Talib and Mayo, they may not even be worth starting in Week 7.
14. Alan - CPP: 137.47, Last Week - 12th
Knile Davis. Your waiver wire moves have been baffling this year. Not asking for Leonard Hankerson in the trade with Barnard, followed by bidding $10 for him the following week. Dropping Stephen Hill for no reason, then losing him in free agency when he had value. Keeping an empty roster spot on your team for a week. But overall, you have some useful guys on your roster at this point. Davis has value as a handcuff to Jamaal Charles, but you don't own Charles. So you must just be hoping that he gets hurt.
Alan Masand
im hoping something happens to jamaal charles
MACH
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